{"id":2,"date":"2013-11-11T22:23:25","date_gmt":"2013-11-11T22:23:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/roblightner.com\/?page_id=2"},"modified":"2022-11-12T00:50:22","modified_gmt":"2022-11-12T00:50:22","slug":"sample-page","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/roblightner.com\/?page_id=2","title":{"rendered":"About Me"},"content":{"rendered":"

Good writers borrow, great writers steal, and I recycle. Here’s what I used to say about myself on LinkedIn<\/a>:<\/p>\n

If you need a Master Wordsmith, a Legendary Storyteller, a Conceptual Award-Winning Word-Ninja, or someone who promises to make your spot go viral overnight, look somewhere else.<\/p>\n

If you need the right message for your audience to take notice, sit up, and take action, we might be a good match.<\/p>\n

I’m easy to get along with, I pick up your core needs quickly, and I can translate to all levels of technical and cultural expertise. Hang on, there’s a shorter way to say that: I’m a pro.<\/p>\n

Unless you’ve invented a new kind of business communication, I can handle your needs. (And wow, if you have stumbled on the Next Big Thing, congratulations and let’s talk.) Sure, I write brochures, print ads, flyers, web copy, emails, and whatnot\u2014who hasn’t? But I also write kickass infographics, video scripts, and social media streams that made clients believe in magic. I have also written cat horoscopes, no kidding.<\/p>\n

My client list runs pretty long, and I’d just as soon send you references than impress you with company names, but what the heck, here’s a few.<\/p>\n

\u2022 CNET
\n\u2022 Expedia
\n\u2022 Microsoft
\n\u2022 Seattle’s Best Coffee
\n\u2022 The Stranger
\n\u2022 T-Mobile
\n\u2022 Wizards of the Coast<\/p>\n

Alphabetical order because I love them all equally.<\/p>\n

Interested? Let’s chat. Ping me for samples and an amusingly awkward coffee meeting, if you like.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Good writers borrow, great writers steal, and I recycle. Here’s what I used to say about myself on LinkedIn: If you need a Master Wordsmith, a Legendary Storyteller, a Conceptual Award-Winning Word-Ninja, or someone who promises to make your spot go viral overnight, look somewhere else. If you need the right message for your audience… Read More »About Me<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":16,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"neve_meta_sidebar":"","neve_meta_container":"","neve_meta_enable_content_width":"on","neve_meta_content_width":70,"neve_meta_title_alignment":"","neve_meta_author_avatar":"","neve_post_elements_order":"","neve_meta_disable_header":"","neve_meta_disable_footer":"","neve_meta_disable_title":"on","footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2","page","type-page","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/roblightner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/roblightner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/roblightner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roblightner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roblightner.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/roblightner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":156,"href":"https:\/\/roblightner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2\/revisions\/156"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roblightner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/16"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/roblightner.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}